I'm starting to feel sorry for the rich and famous. Having all of ones worst moments investigated and published, and even more horrible, having the most difficult and private times documented with glossy photographs for the whole world to see has to be the pits. (I'm even considering feeling sorry for you, Kim.)
Famous chicken-person, Miss Katy Perry Chicken, thinks one of the Things I get to do today is making life miserable for her. As you all know from the recent post "Chicken Hair," hens have long-term unglamorous periods called molting. It was photo documented that she had lost a whole chunk of her "hair" just above her neck in the back. And today I (the paparazzi) am following her around the hen pen, popping out from behind plants and structures to catch a gosh-awful shot of her latest disaster hair-do. With only pin feathers covering her whole head and neck and closely resembling a turkey vulture, she is definitely sporting the latest hair-don't.
|Katy turning away from the camera to escape the glare of publicity,|
her scrappy-looking head and neck clearly visible.
|Ducking behind the crowd of other better-and-more-sleekly-coifed girls|
|"Sparse" they called it in The Times.|
|The Observer noted it was "prickly."|
|"No comment" pled The Herald.|
|The Oregonian: "We've seen better do's. Look's like she's seen better days."|