"Do you have a coupon?" my clerk asked. Replacing the cord in the mini blinds had brought me into this particular craft/fabric store as an essential part of the Things I get to do today--can't replace the cord without new cord. I knew nothing of their coupons.
"No, not unless you pretend I do," I said.
A nearby employee spoke loudly across the way to the clerk involved who was now helping me, "I want you to know he comes in here and does that all the time."
|Coupon was worth $13.00|
"I owe you a lot more than this," I said.
"The coupon," she said.